@tombrodude: tinder, huh? back in my day if you wanted a girl to notice you, you had to dress like a gargoyle and cling to the roof of her parents' home
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@skankymunter: Dear Humans. Chicken soup is not good for the soul, weed is. Yours truly. The Chickens.
@golub: 'Brexit' to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium.
@Underchilde: I never keep toilet paper in the guest bathroom. They don’t need that kind of incentive to visit again.