@Scdavis24: Tip Of the Day: You can easily avoid bruising your thigh by not staring at a female jogger and then walking into a fire hydrant.
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@KyleMcDowell86: Juror:We find the defendant- *pizza guy bursts in* "Ive got 2 pizzas for Not Guilty" Defendant: Im Not Guilty Judge:NOT GUILTY *bangs gavel*
@IamEnidColeslaw: the women in tampon commercials should switch places with the women in antidepressant commercials
@AmericanGent69: *lights low *her fingers tracing a scar on my arm Her: How'd you get this? Me: *softly I whisper* Are you familiar with Scrapbooking?