@weinerdog4life: Titanic, but with literally thousands of cats.
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@Jake_Vig: If he marries someone else, raises a family, and leads a very fulfilling life, maybe he's just not that into you.
@SatansTongue: *at church* "Does anyone have anything else for the offering basket?" Ｉ ＯＦＦＥＲ ＭＹ ＦＩＲＳＴ ＢＯＲＮ ＣＨＩＬＤ "Jim no"
@IamEnidColeslaw: Remember when that really cute guy held the door for you at the book store? He doesn't.