@weinerdog4life: Titanic, but with literally thousands of cats.
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@Alyssa_Jolie: You haven't mastered the Art of Twitter, until you can subtweet yourself, while everyone else thinks it's about them
@jeffswarens: By the volume of the pans clanging in the kitchen. I think I'm supposed to go volunteer to help with something
@ComeHome4Dinner: *pulls shirt back down* I guess I don't understand what a flash mob actually is.
@Amiigat: The fact that there is even such a thing as ugly hookers tells you pretty much all you need to know about men...