@CerebralWreck: Titanic is my favorite movie about how to get rid of your boyfriend and make it look like an accident.
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@Elizasoul80: Admitting you have a problem is half the battle. Convincing everyone else that they're the problem is the other half.
@amishschool: Me teaching Wilderness Survival Class: "OK EVERYBODY WATCH CAREFULLY AS I DRIVE *AWAY* FROM THE WILDERNESS."
@NYC_Blonde: Tall girls might get modeling contracts but I can still ask for the high school student discount.