@CerebralWreck: Titanic is my favorite movie about how to get rid of your boyfriend and make it look like an accident.
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@ClichedOut: Boss: Someone's been cutting corners. Me: Hey, that's unfair. Edward Scissorhands: (acting nonchalant) Yeah, I noticed that, too.
@RS3Feed: I like to go to death metal shows and throw throat lozenges on the stage, it shows I care.
@maebemarbles: Yeah, I'm basically a Pokemaster. *waves vaguely at shelves of confused squirrels in partially sealed Tupperware containers*
@ValeeGrrl: Me: [in bathroom] 7yo: [knocks] MOMMY? Me: Yeah pal 7: IT'S ME Me: I know 7: YOUR SON Me: Knew that too