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@Sickayduh: [Titanic]
Steward: Lifeboats are assigned by your star sign.
Aries, this boat. Virgo, that boat-

"What about Leo?"

Steward: No. Leo dies.

[Titanic]
Steward: Lifeboats are assigned by your star sign. 
Aries, this boat. Virgo, that boat-

“What about Leo?”

Steward: No. Leo dies.

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