@figgled: [to a straight couple]
Which one is the lesbian and which one is the other lesbian
@Thynebear: Honey I Shrunk the Kids : A Beginner's Guide to Steroid Use
@sfreeze6: [2015 Bird Awards]
AND THE AWARD FOR GROSSEST NAME GOES TO...HORNED GUAN
(Lizard Buzzard quietly puts acceptance speech back in pocket)
@brichie13: "You think only God can judge you?"
*Judge Judy spins around in chair to face you*
"Well THINK AGAIN!"
*bangs gavel so hard it breaks*
@Mr_Kapowski: [takes a bow]
Craft Store Employee: Hey you have to pay for that
@NikiWithIssues: I went for a run today. What the hell is wrong with you people why would you do this to yourself you need help.