@figgled: [to a straight couple]
Which one is the lesbian and which one is the other lesbian
@AimeeHelene1: They should make fortune cookies with more obtainable fortunes:
You will vacuum the living room.
You will run into the coffee table.
ME: you've got the wrong g-
COP: tell it to the judge
ME: your honor, that cop has the wrong glasses for his face shape
@GoldenSpirals: Humans will not be fully evolved until everyone achieves the ability to maintain a constant speed while driving.
@ArrogantBB8: *cheats at bowling by rolling into the pins*
@nedroid: here's my dating advice. Take your date to go-karts. everyone loves go-karts. I just solved your life. you're welcome