@PimpBillClinton: To all the chicks on Twitter who complain about never getting laid, turn your location on.
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@Marcmywords2: That awkward moment when the Priest uses YOUR confession as the theme for his sermon. Again.
@WeissBrandon: My wife: ever since you got on twitter you never listen or talk to me any more. Me: yeah spaghetti for sure!