@themorris23: To all the "cougars" out there, shame on you for not calling yourselves "Thundercats" shame. on. you.
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@david8hughes: [phone rings] Guy: is your refrigerator running? Me: yes my refrigerator is runn- Fridge [grabs phone]: hello? Yeah actually I do crossfit