@ElizaBayne: To all the men out there without ponytails: What are you afraid of? SUCCESS???
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@OBiiieeee: girls love us tall guys but as soon as we use our height to "constantly slam dunk on them and their loved ones" they stop replying to texts
@cambuslad: Someone with OCD visited my TL whilst I was napping and now all my tweets seem to be facing the same way.