@ElizaBayne: To all the men out there without ponytails: What are you afraid of? SUCCESS???
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@WeissBrandon: YOU ARE GROUNDED!!!! ~ me, yelling hilarious shit at the beef in this grocery store.
@JessicaNorthey: Got a call saying my son got caught lying, cheating & was being expelled. I don't have a son. That kid is one damn good liar
@donni: Surprise parties are great. Depress your friend by pretending to forget their birthday, then terrify them briefly