@ElizaBayne: To all the men out there without ponytails: What are you afraid of? SUCCESS???
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@CroweJam: I wear a cape when I'm driving so if I get pulled over the cop will think I'm going somewhere to fight crime.
@zachreinert03: Hey people who say 'I want my funeral to be like this': what are you going to do about it if they don't do it like that?