@Jesusontwittorr: To all those telling me this account is a sin - Don't worry about it, I plan on forgiving myself later
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@ArfMeasures: ART TEACHER: Why have you painted the water green again? It looks- ME: I'm bringing *puts on sunglasses* Shrek sea back AT: You're expelled