@RobDenBleyker: In an unexpected motion, Texas Republicans have voted to move midnight to 1am.

@daemonic3: 1. Stand in sauna 2. Add 30,000 strangers 3. Take 2 steps every 30 seconds 4. Repeat for 12 hours Congratulations! How was Disneyworld?

@McNevich: Girl in front of me at the store this morning bought a Kool-Aid Burst and a big Slim Jim. Heroes walk amongst us, folks. Real life heroes.

@johnbiehl: Added my sticker to the family on the back of your van I am in your family now you have to bring me to costco every time you go.

@senderblock23: If you love something, let it go. Unless that thing is a cat. Your cat will not come back.