To all those telling me this account is a sin – Don’t worry about it, I plan on forgiving myself later

@E_lok44: No, sweetie. You can't see the moon with vernaculars.

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@mlinhart: Dear fork, I just wanted to inform you that you have a son. His name is Spork. Love always, Spoon PS: he has your hair.

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@YourTextSpoken: I think it's lame how Justin Bieber has millions of Beliebers yet Queen Latifah only has like 8 Beliefahs.

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@jonnysun: a cauliflower is a plant explosion in extremeley slow motion

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@jonnysun: i just foumd out that humpty dumpty is suposed to be an egg. nowhere in the humpty dumpty poem does it say that humpty dumpty is a egg

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