@blairgarner: To apply for a job at Hooters do they hand you a bra and say, "Here, just fill this out." ?
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@markydoodoo: A dog walks into a bar. Then a bank. Then the dry cleaners. This is a dog world. Way to be productive, dog. Try to do the bar last next time
@FatherWithTwins: 7yo: Daddy, I love you too! Me: Aw, I love you too! 7yo: No, I said "I love YouTube"