@blairgarner: To apply for a job at Hooters do they hand you a bra and say, "Here, just fill this out." ?
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@DothTheDoth: Be the reason why the lights flicker when you enter a room.
@pauleggleston: My wife and I can't agree on appropriate gardening attire. But she's digging in her heels.
@jonnysun: how to talk to a woman wearing headphones: 1. be the artist she has currently chosen to listen to through her headphones
@darksidedeb: Police officer: You get to make one phone call. Me: Do I have to?
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