To apply for a job at Hooters do they hand you a bra and say, "Here, just fill this out." ?

@3sunzzz: No thank you, gym membership. The only thing worse than riding a bike is riding a bike that goes nowhere.

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@TheRealD_Martin: Every time I do something nice for my girl other girls ask “Where can I get a man like you” Right here baby, I cheat.

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@AllieGoertz: Trying to not lose my SHIT as someone in the office kitchen continues to call Thomas the Tank Engine “Thomas the Train”

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@blondediva11: Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

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@jordan_stratton: All of our friends were having babies, so my wife and I decided we might as well go ahead and get new friends.

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