@blairgarner: To apply for a job at Hooters do they hand you a bra and say, "Here, just fill this out." ?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@AngrEdmontonian: Apparently, "Step up your game" isn't the correct response when your neighbour brings over fresh cookies, and your wife asks how they are.
@UnFitz: [at the playground] “Welcome to Swingers Club. Sorry if you thought this was about spouse-swapping. Now who wants to give me a push?”
@_SingleBabyMama: My 2yr old tells people that grandma goes to a booty shop. My mom asks that I help her say beauty correctly, but this way is much more fun.