@thedailymarker: To avoid butterflies in your stomach, don't eat caterpillars.
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@FloodyHippie: As a Californian, the most frightening thing about the movie Psycho, is the thought of leaving the shower water running for that long.
@sucittaM: Ask someone if they'll watch your bag for you but never actually leave just sit there and watch your bag together with your new friend.
@seamussaid: I may toss the cat into my teen's room when he snoozes his alarm if he fails to check his pillow for catnip before bed that's his own fault