@pmclellan: To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant.
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@AimeeHelene1: I miss that time in my life when people asked easy questions, like "What's your favorite color?" or "Where is your belly button?".
@inanimatecorpse: Blind date. Oh, this is awkward Chewbacca: What i meant... Chewbacca: When I said i was looking for a big dog person was.. Chewbacca:
@Phook75: If love at first sight was really a thing, I would've been married to Cheetara from Thundercats
@Sickayduh: Her: Ok, on 3 lets,say what movie our marriage is most like. 1.. 2.. 3 *simultaneously* Her: THE NOTEBOOK Me: SHAWSHANK REDEMPTIONOTEBOOK