@pmclellan: To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant.
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@3sunzzz: If you see a road sign that says 'Survey Crew Ahead', they do not want you to stop and answer questions. I know that now.
@rockymomax: WIFE: I want a divorce ME: is it because I switched our baby out for a better one at the hospital before we left WIFE: what ME: what
@goldengateblond: Kim Davis says war has been declared on traditional marriage. Still unclear is which of her four marriages is under attack.