@pmclellan: To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant.
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@AimeeHelene1: *walks into bank dragging one of those giant checks behind me* *everyone claps & cheers* *hands check over to teller* Check is for $1.00
@MandyUncle: If there's one thing I've learnt in life it's to stay clothed during sensitive conversations.
@Kathleen_McGee: The cool thing about being broke is you can tell your friends you aren't drinking for a while & they think you're getting your shit together