@brendohare: To be fair to Justin Bieber if I had more than $75 I would act the way he does
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@BigHeb7: Free advice: Saying "meaty shaft" in a corporate meeting is like saying bomb on an airplane.
@hayes_t_r: Chemists do tell jokes, but there's no reaction because all their people skills Argon. Omg, that's Sodium funny, right? Na? Okay.
@liv_thatsme: I always bring 2 pop tarts to work, so I can eat one now and the other one also now.