@meatyocre: to be Frank, i would have to change my name.
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@AndyAsAdjective: ME: we wave at each other just about every morning but I always seem to forget your name…it's Gary, right? NEIGHBOR: Deborah
@Rollinintheseat: My newly married friend begins most sentences with, "My husband said." My go to response is, "My dogs haven't said much today."
@shutupmay: she died as she lived: screaming "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE ANY OF YOUR SCREENWRITERS EVER MET A HUMAN WOMAN?????" at her computer screen
@AbbyHasIssues: If I won the lottery, I wouldn't go nuts. Probably buy some printer ink, and with what was left over, maybe an avocado.