@pixelatedboat: To be honest you were our third choice for this poisoner job but the other two got poiso... oh that was you, nice
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@shutupmikeginn: if someone asks me if I need help finding something in a department store I like to slowly describe a gun
@bornmiserable: Deck the halls. Kick the windows. Strike the doors. Pummel the chandeliers. Clog the toilets. You will defeat this house.
@neiltyson: Curious that it's always a female computer voice that calmly announces self-destruct sequences and other violent disasters.
@PeteBlackburn: Biden: I wonder if I’ll still get free ice cream when I’m no longer VP Obama: Joe, we have bigger problems. Biden: