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@FrogAvalanche: "To be is to do" - Socrates.
"To do is to be" - Nietzsche.
"Do be do be do" - Sinatra.
"Beep beep beep" - R2D2.

“To be is to do” – Socrates.
“To do is to be” – Nietzsche.
“Do be do be do” – Sinatra.
“Beep beep beep” – R2D2.