@longwall26: To catch a grandpa, you must THINK like a grandpa *eats butterscotch candy, clicks on obvious spam email*
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@HockeyGoddess24: I have the bible on my iPod (stop laughing!) and it just had an update. Now I'm really confused .....
@Angibangie: Me: What’s the word for a female scientist? Him: A scientist? Me: No, a ‘ResearcHER,’ Haha get it? Him: I get that we're never going on a second date
@llvvzz: You're psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you.