@Cpin42: To catch chlamydia, you have to think like chlamydia.
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@PajamaBenLaden: *Sees old 1987 ford mustang and gets in* Lets see if this baby still works *pulls baby out of backpack* *baby cries* Great! *Puts it back*
@JonasPolsky: If you ever feel stupid, just remember that every day, people are searching the internet to find out "Is the drug from LIMITLESS real?"
@akatinamarie: I can't tell if the vegans upstairs are having sex or are finally eating a steak.