@ChipKellysBalls: To celebrate Boxing Day on Friday, I had a five minute training montage and beat the shit out of the biggest Russian I could find ...
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@Overdue_Bills: "Dude, this is so awesome, I can use my $300 smart phone as a flashlight". - Why we'll be speaking Chinese in 50 years.
@lovemydogduck: During the day I don't believe in ghosts, But at night I'm a little bit more open minded
@DothTheDoth: I know Taco Bell doesn't have "I hate myself" sauce yet. But they should. They should.
@Vodkantots: It's all fun and games until someone from real life recognizes you and you realize you're too small to drag off the body.