@BillCorbett: To celebrate Independence Day I'm finding Englishmen and then walking angrily away from them!
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@ExploringUrMind: Drugs, is not the answer unless the question is why are you eating spaghetti with your hands.
@imdaintyaf: Hub: You ready to go? Me: In a minute, I'm beating the kids. [Cut to me just decimating the kids at Mario Kart]
@myonlymizztake: Note to self: Used VHS tapes do not make good emergency gifts, always go with stuff from the freezer.
@Duke1173: I'm sitting here watching this married couple argue in this restaurant. Then their 8 year old says "oh great, dinner and a show." Priceless.