@BillCorbett: To celebrate Independence Day I'm finding Englishmen and then walking angrily away from them!
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@KKAlThani: Somewhere right now, a girl just uploaded a picture of herself saying "Not looking good today" after deleting the first 50 pictures she took
@iwearaonesie: 9: I'm going to live with you guys forever me: I don't ever want to hear those words come out of your mouth again
@ashley_barnhill: My mom once asked if Jack Frost was based on a true story. Jack Frost is a movie where a father dies and returns as a snowman.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Airline just told my GF she has too much baggage & they've only known her a couple of minutes.