@PenguinCrystal: To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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@looktothepickle: Her: are you even listening? I said I'm breaking up with you! Me: *biting my burger into a Batman symbol* na na na na na na na na BUR-GERR!
@Caissie: Nobody on this train is decent enough to give up their seat for a pregnant woman & now I gotta stand here w/my sweater balled up in my coat.
@MableGertrude: It's funny how you think it's your cat leaving all those dead birds on your doorstep.