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@Brentweets: To err is human, to eh is Canadian.
@AdamUrbane: Fact: all boots were made for walking.
@tyranosex: *shakes brain like an Etch-A-Sketch*
@_SingleBabyMama: Some girls look like they've barely broken a sweat after hot yoga while I look like a tomato that's been doused by a fire hose.
@TheTweetOfGod: "Scientology" is a combination of "scient-," meaning "science," and "-ology," meaning "science." And it just gets stupider from there.
@LaniBeno: I don't understand what you mean by 'stop drinking so much'. How else will you know how much I love you at 2am every day?