@vexroid: To everyone who ever doubted me, all I have to say to you is...lucky guess.
@werehedgehog: Bae: Come over.
Romeo: Can't. You're a Capulet, I'm a Montague.
Bae: Deny thy father and refuse thy name; come over.
Romeo: Also, you're 13.
@DebraMuffin: The best way to run into that hot person you've been dying to talk to is to leave the house looking the worst you possibly can.
@TrueTorontoGirl: My surgeon said NO drinking for 24 hours, then we both laughed.
@maybenotstef: My spirit animal died of neglect.
@SSparklesDaily: Salad is the decaf of food.