@shariv67: To find out your dolphin name, lick your finger tips and rub a balloon.
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@DirtyySouthMess: I always thought I was attracted to men but this chick eating a Snickers on the elliptical has me questioning things.
@SCBamaMan: The Three Hole Punch either sounds like an awesome karate move or an awful bedroom experience.
@Y_U_Hayden: Just clicked on an ad that said "Free Albums Here" But It linked to a download of a Nickelback album. Would have rather just gotten a virus.
@DaddyJew: Doctor: drink 2 cups of water before each meal Me: why? D: it tricks your stomach into thinking its full M: that sounds like a mean trick