@shariv67: To find out your dolphin name, lick your finger tips and rub a balloon.
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@ThaJawn: Phill: *gets stung by a stingray Me: *pees on his wound Phill: That only works on jellyfish stings Me: Oh shit, I thought you were dead!
@scorpiusryan21: Surprised to hear five people were shot at a Chris Brown show, most notably because why were there that many people at a Chris Brown show?
@13spencer: You know what they say, the secret to a good relationship is never going to bed married.