@lianamaeby: To its credit, only like 8% of doing the Macarena involves heiling Hitler.
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@PaperWash: [grocery store] dad to his crying baby: shhh stop crying [baby keeps crying] me: wow, your baby does not listen
@jergarl: Shia Labeouf always looks like he's trying to teach math after someone just waved smelling salts under his nose.
@peachesanscream: To find out your cat name, pick any name at random and refuse to answer to it.
@tastefactory: COP: We have reports of u blasting music. ME: Sorry I'll keep the Metallica down COP: We were told it was Britney Spears "Lucky." On repeat.