@KateWhineHall: To make up for all the junk I ate over the weekend, I plan to run 86 miles today.
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@PlopWaffle: Lois : Clark, are those binoculars? Clark Kent : Yes, I can't find my glasses. Lois : Put them down for a second. Clark : Lois : Clark : No
@TheBoydP: I heard that no real accountants were consulted during the filming of the new movie The Accountant. They want the movie to be entertaining.
@Jake_Vig: Netflix and scroll through the selections until it’s too late to start watching anything.
@bossy_boots99: I get my eyes from my Dad & the ability to find something wrong with almost anything from my Mom