@KateWhineHall: To make up for all the junk I ate over the weekend, I plan to run 86 miles today.
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@thecrabbyhook: My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested.
@UNTRESOR: I don't see what the big deal is with vaccinating your kids. My mom vaccinated me plenty and I turned out shapes.
@SortaBad: Ok No Loitering sign, let's get one thing straight: the type of people who loiter are not the type of people who know what loitering means.
@scorpiusryan21: Had a skype interview yesterday and I completely avoided the fact that I am actually a centaur