@WilliamAder: To me, the worst part of the prostate exam is when the doctor says, "Guess how many fingers."
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@BlaineKy: I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. Because I have no idea where sandwiches live...
@LackOfShame: Women, when you say: "We should move into a better house." A man hears: "My plan is to force you to work till the day you die."
@PaulyPeligroso: Guys, if a girl just wants to "be friends," then borrow $100 from her and never pay her back. Like a "friend" would.