@WilliamAder: To me, the worst part of the prostate exam is when the doctor says, "Guess how many fingers."
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@ilovepie84: I once slowly roasted a Marshmallow over fire until the Michelin Man gave me some free tires.
@TheCatWhisprer: ME: bartender. another. BARTENDER: but you just- ME: *slams fist on bar* ANOTHER [bartender reluctantly hands me another moist towelette]
@TheDailySchmuck: Damn, girl, are you Terms and Conditions? Because I just want to blindly agree to whatever you say.