@chuuew: To save a bit of money on e-cigarettes I've started to roll my own batteries.
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@badbanana: I'll be signing books at Barnes & Noble from 6 p.m. to whenever they kick me out for ruining all their books.
@gmossii: My dog understands four words: his name, food, outside and Antidisestablishmentarianism.
@J_Illunninati: The guy who made my sandwiches told me Have Fun as he handed them to me. Not sure what he thinks I was gonna do wit them
@Dawn_M_: Awww it's cute how your baby pulls my hair. Like she doesn't realise I will pull hers right back.