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@_MoonWinx_: 32 is taking me to dinner, 29 is taking me to a concert, & 26 is taking me straight to bed. I don't have kids, did I do that right?
@Kamikaze_Blonde: My husband's digging what he says is a pond but I'm still thinking about hiding one of those 'In the event of my death' letters as a precaution.