@jtrulez: To successfully fight a bear, strike it firmly in the sternum with an open palm. Congratulations. You are now fighting a bear.
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@thatdutchperson: Funny how I used to see human features in things like electrical sockets, or clouds, or my ex.
@dumbbeezie: Holiday tip. Always buy people gifts that you would like for yourself in case they piss you off before Christmas
@KeetPotato: with extra mice "rice or mice" mice "we don- are u a snake" yes "we cant deliver to a snake" d'you know how long it took to dial this number