@Heather2Go: To support all you Movember guys, I'm not shaving my legs this month. To be honest, I probably won't shave in Mecember or Manuary either.
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@lecalabara: You people that are getting laid regularly either need to keep that stuff to yourselves or be more descriptive.
@Jake_Vig: Some people rescued a great white shark that washed up on a beach, just like sharks would do for us if we were carried out into the ocean.
@just1fool: My only real regret in life is not pretending to be a shark in a heavily populated swimming area. But there's still time.
@joe_binkley: My childhood has prepared me for a lot more bear-related pic-a-nic-basket thefts than I'm currently experiencing.