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@GabbbarSingh: To take revenge, I'LL EAT CHINESE.
@JohnLyonTweets: I hate it when I try to impress a date by taking her to a nice restaurant and she orders something that isn't on my coupon.
@Cyd10e: Good News: You mean the world to me.
Bad News: The world is pretty lousy right now.
@WGladstone: "She's got legs. She knows how to use them."
"So she's ambulatory then?"
"... I guess?"
"And is that really all you're looking for?"
@jake_lach: If you don't boo at people after bad sex how do you expect them to ever get better?
@jonnysun: phd thesis: the amoumt of property damage depicted in a action movie is directley proportional to its budget