@GabbbarSingh: To take revenge, I'LL EAT CHINESE.
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@theSolemnBard: DOCTOR: The tests have come back, and it's bad news. ME: What is it, doc? DOCTOR: I'm afraid you have loopus. ME: Oh no! Is there a treatment? DOCTOR: The tests have come back, and it's bad news. ME: What is it, doc?
@topaz_kell: When I treat people the way I want to be treated, they get weirded out when I start brushing their hair.
@ch000ch: 9-1-1 what's ur emergency "well i guess it's that one of my friends changed all of my contacts' phone numbers to 9-1-1."