@GabbbarSingh: To take revenge, I'LL EAT CHINESE.
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@briangaar: Damn it's cold out. Better wear a coat, hat, gloves & boots. Sorry legs, you're still getting pants only, thanks for doing all the work tho
@AndyAsAdjective: I want to congratulate you on learning the definition of abundance. "Thank you. It means a lot."
@amydillon: My life these days is basically the "before" segment of an infomercial for a revolutionary new mop.
@GrowlyGrego: [at bar] "Yeah I pulled down a solid 6 figs last year." Whoa that's impressive! "I know, right! Can't believe I got fired by that fig farm."