@markedly: To the 4 people today who tried to prank me and failed, eat it jerks. To the 13 who succeeded, guys can u pls delete the photos of me crying
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@thenatewolf: DEBATE CAPTAIN: You're off the debate team ME: No I'm not DEBATE CAPTAIN: Damn. Where the hell was this guy at regionals?
@ilovepie84: I once challenged Snoop Dogg to a rap battle and the loser had to change their name.
@shutupmikeginn: I'm scared of the pesticides on this produce, so I guess I'll run them under cold water for half a second