@markedly: To the 4 people today who tried to prank me and failed, eat it jerks. To the 13 who succeeded, guys can u pls delete the photos of me crying
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@TimHaynesJr: That heroic moment where one of your chips break off in the dip and you send another one into save it.
@TheRolo: I tried watching Inception with Twitter on. I still don't know what Juno was doing in their dreams.
@juliussharpe: Parachuting is probably the best way to put your life in the hands of a backpack.
@Alex_LaVallee: My 4yr old daughter just charged me $47 for a fake cake she cooked in her pretend oven. I laughed. ... She stared at me until I paid her.