@AKATriple: To the first two people who thought Superman was a bird or plane... why the hell were you so excited?
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@JermHimselfish: The only meal my girlfriend ever makes for me is alphabet soup because even when we aren't fighting she still loves to put words in my mouth
@TattleTSister: Halloween is the perfect time to trick people into believing you aren't really going to use that ice pick you're carrying around.
@shkeeber: You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! -Noahpra
@Rollmaninoz: Me: Will my girlfriend be ok using Chanel 5 if she's never used Chanel 1-4 Salesgirl: *into walkie talkie* security he's back here again