@AKATriple: To the first two people who thought Superman was a bird or plane... why the hell were you so excited?
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@LeonEarlgrey: I have been using teeth whitener, and now they are completely oblivious to the experiences and sufferings of other peoples.
@OBiiieeee: *i finally get a girl over* *dad rolls out from under my bed* YO SON WHATA YA CALL A PIG WHO DOES KARATE? "dad no" A PORK CHOP
@brianbowman73: Saw someone simultaneously walking while writing on a pad of paper. I yelled at them to text and drive like a normal person.
@josh___grant: I wear my tattoos on the inside. Ever since having discount back surgery from a guy named "Spider."