@KatieBurnett: To the guy who turned the entire first floor of his house into a giant ball pit - I will find you, and I will marry you
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@aneesa_p: First rule of brown girl club: Don't wear pink & white striped shirts; you'll look like Neopolitan ice cream.
@GrowlyGrego: Your Bio says you like music. That's amazing. Seems like everybody else around here hates music. Kindred spirits, you and I.
@CubanaMama82: If you're ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
@weinerdog4life: A good way to make friends is to crawl under the bathroom stall quickly before they can get away