@TitaniumToplass: Just found out that umbrellas open up. I always wondered why my rain stick never kept me dry. We never stop learning do we.

@Laser_Cat: I am "cool" and "chill" and "stuck inside the walk in freezer."

@RdrJay47: A social gathering without food is called a "Don't."

@AlexvanBeek: Mary had a little lamb.. And then she had a very large kebab.

@AaronFullerton: I bet the frankincense guy was all like, "Let's put the three items in one gift basket and the basket can be from all of us."