@mean_crow: to the scum photoshopping bandanas on my wedding photos, STOP. my wife has a bad memory & is in tears, she thinks she married a bandana guy
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@LoneWolfStories: Autocorrect changed smell to spell but you know what? Your spelling is horrible too.
@dafloydsta: *tear runs down cheek "Why are all these people dead on the inside?" "Sir, this is a morgue."
@TheMichaelRock: Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature enough to be left alone with a label maker.