@mean_crow: to the scum photoshopping bandanas on my wedding photos, STOP. my wife has a bad memory & is in tears, she thinks she married a bandana guy
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@ohen39: me: I'm gonna spend valentine's day alone doctor: no you're not me: *blushing* are you asking me out? doctor: no. you're dying
@SCBamaMan: The Three Hole Punch either sounds like an awesome karate move or an awful bedroom experience.
@thebeckyard: Always carry $10,000 cash on you at all times in case you ever feeling like getting a meal at an airport.