@jjhartinger: To the teenager that flipped me off for honking at you. Your phone is on top of your car.
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@Kauaibride: you are so beautiful without makeup. -my husband, after he saw i spent $62 on an eyeshadow.
@WilliamAder: If you want sparkling, sophisticated conversation, catch me early in the month, before I've used up my ten free New York Times articles.
@literalporn: WHITE PEOPLE COLONIZED AND ENSLAVED THE WORLD IN SEARCH OF SPICES AND DIDN'T USE A DAMN ONE