@LuvPug: To the twenty something year old girls who think forty something year old women are jealous of them- enjoy your next 240 periods!
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@irreligiousorg: You don't see faith healers in hospitals for the same reason you don't see psychics winning the lottery.
@215potter: Thank god my brother's getting his PhD, I was running out of ways to disappoint my parents.
@Inconsteveable: Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.