@nolifecoach: To the woman with the screaming kids in Walmart: If you're wondering how the condoms got in your cart....You're welcome
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@DawnLovesZombie: Just tell me which one is wrong, the password or the username!! Don't make me have to guess.
@tacos_y_cerveza: I bet the guy that was looking forward to his next life and came back reincarnated as me is really disappointed.
@joeldanger: I'm not saying she has daddy issues but she only fills out credit cards for the instant approval.