@animaldrumss: To those out there who have accused me of selling out, of abandoning my beliefs and values to climb the social ladder: uh... yeah. yes.
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@Mikecanrant: I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things I think people need to know, NASA.
@RamblingMachine: Some fairy tales start with "once upon a time". Others start with "If I won the elections".
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Palin: I'm seriously considering a presidential run. Reporter: Do you even know what the word seriously means? Palin: Don't refudiate me.
@Marlebean: For as long as that song was, you'd think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once...