@GlazerBooHooHoo: To trick people into thinking I understand things at a museum I stand in front of every painting and silently count to twenty.
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@briangaar: DID YOU KNOW: If you don't eat animal products, you will take it out on everyone else forever?
@Sickayduh: BATMAN: I am the guardian of the night SPIDERMAN: With great power comes great responsibility CATWOMAN: Guys, help, I'm stuck in a tree
@psybermonkey: Exchange student: my village back home still lacks access to clean water Me: ugh I know how you feel. we've needed a Target for like, ever
@TrolleyCat: I'm not helping to save the environment until bears let me ride them around like cars. It's a group effort, bears.