@daemonic3: To whoever has my voodoo doll, can you stop making me stare at my phone all day? This isn't funny. I just want to live life again.
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@RickAaron: I made an appointment for laser hair removal then remembered that I don't have any laser hair.
@TheMichaelRock: Whenever you're feeling down and out, just remember that there's people walking around with Twilight tattoos.
@SexySillyGrl: Your honor, I second that motion Judge: Ma'am, I'm simply reading your husband's request to be cremated
@TheTweetOfGod: The question is not "Why is Instagram not working?", but "Why does the world need another picture of you?" #instagramnotworking