@Pundamentalism: To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person.
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@threeinchgiant: If Wile E. Coyote really wanted to destroy the Road Runner, he should have just proposed.
@KeetPotato: "this has never happened before" is that a yes or no? "let me check" [talks into radio] "steve can we let a dog on the rollercoaster?"
@RocketRankoon: I trick people that I know Spanish by quoting fragments of Spanish songs I know, la bamba.