@Pundamentalism: To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person.
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@Laser_Cat: [wife answering phone] Gary, it's 3am! Where are you? "I don't have time for questions, but if you ever wanted a peacock tell me now!"
@wickedsuga: I say tomato. You say tomahto. Then I whip out my Webster's dictionary and show you how you pronounced it wrong.
@4boding: You haven't built just a wall around you; you've constructed a bomb shelter inside a nuclear bunker set into the side of a mountain.