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@Marlebean: Today, a man looked me right in the face & said "You're not hot!"

Actually it was a cop &he said "Here's your ticket. Have a nice evening."

Today, a man looked me right in the face & said “You’re not hot!”

Actually it was a cop &he said “Here’s your ticket. Have a nice evening.”

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