@LuvPug: Today has been approved by both my middle fingers.
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@atthecubicle: Just tested the structural integrity of a door frame with my face. It's pretty solid.
@QwertyJones3: [Me as an Italian language translator] Police: Ask him where the money is hidden. Me: Spaghetti tortellini Benghazi Fibonacci cappuccino.
@JasonLastname: Crazy to think back before camera phones we all used to sit in front of bathroom mirrors with sketch pads.