@LuvPug: Today has been approved by both my middle fingers.
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@stevevsninjas: Science will never be able to determine the number of sheep in a flock, because no observer can stay awake long enough.
@Rlpihl: [Family Feud] What's your answer?! *whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people
@hero_ofthenight: I feel like every time I go to Walmart I automatically witness the contradiction to their slogan being: 'save money, live better'