@wesleysnipes: Today I am choosing to stay positive and kind to anyone I encounter today, except vampires.
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@AGreaterMonster: This is serious as a heart attack but not one of those funny heart attacks. Those make me laugh.
@stephenjmolloy: Me: "I'd like to withdraw 3 sausages and a packet of peanuts please." Man: "That isn't how a food bank works, sir."