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@PoorEvelyn: Today I bought cupcakes without sprinkles.
Diets are hard.
@Dawn_M_: Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at something while I eat popcorn.
@SwanieChicken: "LOOK, MA!!!!! NO DIGNITY!!!!"
@WilliamRodgers: How to get a job on Game of Thrones:
Q: Can you act?
Q: Will you get naked?
@juneohara65: I was eliminated as a contestant on Fear Factor after running screaming from a bee.
@QwertyJones3: PILLOW: Hey, your anniversary is today, go buy her some flowers
ME: Wow, thank God for memory foam