@GoodBadThing: Today I broke my personal best record of most consecutive days alive.
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@Quartzjixler: I had professional respect for you but then you said "recognizance" when you meant 'reconnaissance.'
@CallousBalzac: Boss: How is the project coming along? Me:*closing browser of sick kick flip videos* Totally rad...icalizing our sales data analysis, Sir.
@ApocalypseBnG: How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School? Just planning ahead...