@GoodBadThing: Today I broke my personal best record of most consecutive days alive.
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@DanMentos: [at dentist] so your X-rays look grea- *phone rings* hold on *on phone* a new engine? jesus, ok so as I was saying you have several cavities
@PortRooster: If women had to be assembled, a lot of us would probably just play with the box...